|NOTE: Bald Vinny is a certifiable hater, and I can't believe this doofus of a reporter quoted him, but hey, controversy sells. Vinny has never been in my section (or anywhere near me) during batting practice. He has never seen me in action, and he knows absolutely nothing about me. And seriously, if I were pushing little kids, do you think stadium security would let me get away with it? I'm out there all the time, and all the guards know me. Anyone who believes this garbage is truly an idiot, and anyone who claims it's true is lying. Come watch me during BP anyime -- or 1,000 times. You'll see what I'm all about.